June 12, 2009

Female

  • Connecting to server...
  • Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • Stranger: now that we've mowed down those last zombies
  • Stranger: we should make out
  • You: are you sure that they are all dead?
  • You: i wouldn't want one of them to ruin the moment
  • Stranger: i've got my sniper rifle just in case, dear
  • Stranger: and you have your shotgun
  • Stranger: we're covered
  • You: i have you back
  • You: ..and your front
  • Stranger: orly
  • Stranger: that's kinda hot
  • You: you are you
  • You: *so are you
  • Stranger: i saw you checking out my ass when we were fighting them
  • Stranger: haha
  • You: i couldn't help myself
  • Stranger: i'm just glad it wasn't a lethal distraction
  • You: i just have one question before we start
  • Stranger: mhmm
  • You: are you male or female?
  • Stranger: i'm female
  • You: me too
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.