July 2009
3 posts
Protection
Coasterfan68: http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-2873239dt.jpg
lilshortigrl33: wow
lilshortigrl33: all she needs is a condom
Coasterfan68: wow i dont' think thats appropraite conversation for a child present (little girl in the picture)
lilshortigrl33: well she has so much protection
lilshortigrl33: thats the only ones shes missing
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I OWN!!!
June 2009
35 posts
Goodbye
Florida & 954 G00ns, I LOVE YOU ALL! See you in two weeks, keep in touch! Bye Faggots.
WatchI love these faggots
IM JUST KIDDING
i love you Paul, keep on Jerkin
CONNOR
likes poop
Connor
likes penis in his mouth
Fatima
i <3 you
“vanessa did you dumbfuck
damn text messeging on my phone looks so cool”
– hayley (nobody texted her lol) (via -dantheman)
“i dont give a shit”
– vanessa
“no, no, no, i like it”
– Fatty
“im gay, ryan”
– Vanessa, lmao
“i tickled my asshole”
– Fatima
“stop laughing at me im selfconscious”
– Fatima
“I GOT A NEW PHONE!!!
i got a new phone”
– hayley x 5432 (via -dantheman)
OWNED
JOHNDO3007: lier
lilshortigrl33: liar
Female
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: now that we've mowed down those last zombies
Stranger: we should make out
You: are you sure that they are all dead?
You: i wouldn't want one of them to ruin the moment
Stranger: i've got my sniper rifle just in case, dear
Stranger: and you have your shotgun
Stranger: we're covered
You: i have you back
You: ..and your front
Stranger: orly
Stranger: that's kinda hot
You: you are you
You: *so are you
Stranger: i saw you checking out my ass when we were fighting them
Stranger: haha
You: i couldn't help myself
Stranger: i'm just glad it wasn't a lethal distraction
You: i just have one question before we start
Stranger: mhmm
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: i'm female
You: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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i’ll drink some lactose free milk
ronnoc:
i own
drink to that hayley and paul
Interesting Questions
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
...
“Outside of summers this is the longest I’ve been off the ice since I...”
– i know it’s over, c.k. kelly martin
“Now a shark is rubbing up against the screen”
– Fatima
Everyone Love Her
I think they are coming out with an Anchorman 2
ayovane: i dont like anchorman
May 2009
20 posts
IMA ZOE
This ya boy black a.k.a da da{da da, da da } Got another another one, for my island{ oh woa check it} Tatted on my chest now…. Chorus : Tatted on my chest yes ima zoe i never had a problem getting hoes{dough} Making this musics all i know so hold on tight cause ima blow in donk’s chevy ( we ride ) at the club ( we live ) on 6”s & 7”S ( we ride ) at any show ( we...
Stupid Foot
Vicky: "Your toes are really dirty."
Hayley: "No, they are purple from bruises."
I think i have a stalker..
“do you think you could possibly take some pictures of yourself crying sometime? i think you’d look really pretty when crying :)”
That is what some girl i have never met sent me on Flickr. WTF.
